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Saturday, 26 February 2011
Why Paris Hilton is no Cameron Diaz
I love people. They are born and when they begin to talk they say amazing things. Often. Some don't of course. I love the thought of never having to impress a lady with my body. I know that my headspace is my innermost secret and that time brings most solutions. But Paris Hilton you are a privelidged lady and I think you should stop cussing CAmeron Diaz forethwith, she is an ethnic minority and a person in her own write. SO STOP IT.
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